1. Nicole Eggert (Jamie Powell, "Charles in Charge")
Yes, she's been tainted by "The Baio." But that just gave her experience. It's like getting chess lessons from that computer who beat Bobby Fisher. Plus, she's so hot, just to see a glimpse of her you endured scenes of Charles confessing to Buddy that he caught Mr. Powell sneaking food on his diet.
2. Alyssa Milano (Samantha, "Who's The Boss?")
Her character's story read like something straight out of a European adult film: Housekeeper from the big city moves to suburban idyll to care for family, but brings youthful, nubile daughter along. This was the one and only reason we all wished we could be Danny Pintauro.
3. Lisa Bonet (Denise Huxtable, "The Cosby Show")
She was so hot, when they canceled "A Different World," I wrote a letter to Sinbad, urging him to create a show for both himself and Bonet, in which they played a co-ed beach volleyball tandem that potentially fought crime. His response was an 8 x 10 signed glossy of him that read "It ain't a sin to be bad."
4. Danica McKellar (Winnie Cooper, "The Wonder Years")
McKellar was so hot, her residual heat permeated the rest of ABC's Tuesday night lineup and managed to make the cast of "Roseanne" attractive. The only caveat with Danica was that every time I fantasized about being intimate with her, it would be narrated by Daniel Stern.
5. The Other Chick from "Charles in Charge" That's Not Nicole Eggert
Unfortunately for her, she had to live in Nicole Eggert's shadow; but she was still really hot. She was like Steve Young to Eggert's Joe Montana. Except they didn't cancel the 'Niners when they couldn't renegotiate Montana's contract.
6. Dana Plato (Kimberly Drummond, "Diff'rent Strokes")
She's crazy. She went to jail. But she also looks like the kind of chick you meet outside Denny's at 4 a.m. who starts licking your face, then takes you to her apartment and has sex with you on top of a pile of used paper towels.
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